Celebrity

Joey Tribbiani

I’m thinking about joining an “I Hate Turkey” club…although I do love a turkey club

Jack Nicholson

There’s only two people in your life you should lie to: the police and your girlfriend.

Ozzy Osbourne

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s ok. The bat had to get Ozzy shots!

Gwyneth Paltrow

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That… or a kick-ass red lipstick!

Eva Longoria

To be with the same person for the rest of your life just sounds so drab.

Angelina Jolie

I find flaws attractive. I find scars attractive.

Paris Hilton

Wal-mart… do they like make walls there?

Nicole Kidman

You’re not anyone in America unless you’re on TV

Britney Spears

Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking about things that I stress about.

Jennifer Aniston

The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.